VIDEO: Ris Low’s horrific blooper while demonstrating use of condom on banana
February 16th, 2010 | 
Author: Written by Our Correspondent
Former Miss Singapore World Ris Low had found herself in the spotlight again with a 3-minute video clip demonstrating how to put a condom (on a banana) produced by clicknetwork.tv.
She was clad in a white unbuttoned jacket showing a clearly visible lacy pink and black bra.
Bananas of three different sizes – small, medium, and large – were used as her props. The video shows her trying to slide the condoms onto each of them:
Excerpts from the video:
“First you slide it on with the tip intact, then you slide it over…oops…over and (the condom flies out). Sorry, didn’t catch that!”
“And you are supposed to use it (condom) with a warm jelly…..get some tingling sensation, it’s quite nice. I can use it on my man and you never know who is the next victim. You can use lubricants to lubricate your nails, these are fashion tips.”
“Remove it (condom) when it is hard and erected. First, you must peel it off nicely like this, oops…the skin is coming off, make sure the sperm do not get to you because it is very disgusting…there you get it.”
“Must throw away the condoms ahh, cannot reuse and for cheating men, do this to them…break their penis into half like this (Ris broke the banana into half).”
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Haha! I feel so safe already. Thanks Ris for the very informative demonstration. I’ll make sure I’ll put on a condom the way you showed to us, with all the oops as well.
Hello,
Unwanted pregnancies with your babe
1) experts go just in time to pull
2) semi-pro go for counting the days/periods
3) freshman go for condom (beware condom can tear)
4) freshman go for condom (beware sometimes user did not realised he had already fired the 1st shot, he continued banging b’cos it soak wet the condom get suck it & spill over)
5) greenhorn go for the pill
6) worse greenhorn try the safest method, is not to have sex at all, go for kou-jiao
7) note: warm jelly is not required when there is foreplay
Prevention of sexual diseases
stick to one partner be faithful
9) abstainence for sex until marriage
10) condom
Overall, Ris Low on safe sex demonstration “it suck real bad”
i like the last part abt breaking the penis into half. all those cheaters out there, beware!
why are ppl giving her any attention? she’s just out to grab attention with all her childish antics. and she is not even entertaining.
terrible english.
she’s a disaster…
hahaha…thats just hilarious….
Oh shit !
Ris Low has become the William Huang of Singapore ! Her loss of beauty pageant title has given her a great boomz and now she lost her sanity and become nut. What is her next beauty contest she completing in ? The condom beauty contest ?
Why not she put those condom in her own hole because there is such thing as female condom and if she demonstrate live in video, the whole Youtube will boomz !
Rather clumsy demonstration. Does she done any practice before the shoot?
Coincidentally I posted a cartoon drawing of our Singapore only condom spokeswoman recently. http://sporesays.blogspot.com
she is ok la.. quite brave to do what she is doing.
Lol…that really made my day
NO COMMENTS!!!
You mean Ris Low has sex with bananas?!
The only safe sex with Ris Low is no sex with Ris Low …
This is in line with PM’s “order” to have babies in Year of Tiger
she is such a joke. a female version of media-whore steven lim.
She’s retarded……
Can’t speak fluent english…….
Committed credit card fraud ……
Now, she can’t even put on a condom on a fake dick……..
More brain please
Using the word “Horrific” in trhis instance is imho overkill.
One banana got some ugly bad spots.
Highly uneducated lunatic – a fool of the highest order demonstrating the basics of sex. She is such a major embarrassment its better not to have her at all in Singapore!
would you
1. do 100 pushups
2. go to iraq for a tour
or 3. listen to ris low bigini beauti qing spick?
i choose 1 and 2.
while everything in this video was aptly described as horrific, i think ms low’s acting skills couldnt disguise that it was a real blooper. methinks its intentional.
Peel of the Skin, ha ha ha. That’s so funny.
Oh God!!!
I wonder after watching her own video. How she feel about it?
i wonder what the manufacturer DUREX have to say about this?
I think whoever the judges who picked her for Miss Singapore, must be really ashamed and have commited suicide. What a joke!
Aiyah, we enjoy the NGs in Jackie Chan’s and Jack Neo’s movies – so just enjoy this one in the same vein lah. Cut Ris some slack and let her enjoy herself. She is only 19, for goodness sake and if we think back, we have done worse at that age.
Whatever her medical condition bi- or tri- or quad-polar, she is doing something that most of us dare not – let our hair down and enjoy ourselves.
So, Ris(que) Low or Ris(k) Low, keep ejoying yourself!
she speaks engrish.
Espire, or whichever condom brand she’s endorsing, should sue her for damage to brand reputation and for turning off potential customers.
If a man’s completely flaccid after watching that video, how is he going to put on a condom?
And the banana twisting act near the end? Good attempt at cuteness Miss Low, but highly androgynistic and maybe even offensive. Think what would happen if the genders were reversed, and the guy says ‘If she cheats on you shove a cactus up her vagina!’. There would be an outrage.
Think before you act, you slurring wench!
Alex Tan and Ris Low, whats the different?
What if she decided to run for election also?
Hello,
There are humps condom, tiny hooks condom, extra slim…
However please pay attention
Condom manufactuerer (never place condom inside your wallet, avoid areas that has high temperature in your car)
Condom Manfacturerer all condom has expiry date
Leaving all the educational inadequacies aside for a moment, OMFG!!!! What happened to her face? She looks so fat and aunty now?
NOOOOOOOO! Previously, she was not intelligent, but at least she was smashing hot.
This is a sad day for our country for a beauty queen to have turned out looking like that. Personally, I feel this was because of all the flak we Singaporeans gave her. I do hope she goes back to looking like she did in the Boomz video. Really.
Maybe she should be more adventurous by wrapping the condom around durian and if the condom still did not leak, she will be the ambassador for next generation of condom that is as strong as durian.
Every condom can wrap a banana, but a durian ? It will be a challenge and she should try to design one, and if she succeed, imagine she can have real sex with any banana without any fear of pregnancy.
so sad, hope she find a better job
i muz say that ris low is quite brave, overcoming all odds to continue to hog the limelight. and she appears to be doing so quite successfully.
“What happened to her face? She looks so fat and aunty now?”
Please don’t insult her face and appearance as she is just trying to look like a banana and not your skinny dick.
LOL comic relieve for the CNY!!
lol , i think her nail has been the major problem , lol
the banana is suffering skin problem soon lol
She is desperately looking for fame , i think instead of teaching the young , this is going to affect many gal just like her.
Ris , stay away from all this , you can be famous in another way , not this way , it will becomes a social issue and you don have fan trust me
Beauty and wisdom is the key to success , trust me
this clip looks stupid and childish….
Lim Peh say she will look better without the jacket
As a member of the fairer sex, I feel really upset and shameful. I really pity her parents for having such a daughter.
Girls could do anything for some flimsy fame, Remember the
Singapore girl who got herself famous by having sex with many
men in America. Mental problems could make one lose their
senses and dignity.
The Condom Company have the last laughter, exploiting her
condition to push sales. Pity Ris for agreeing to it.
Goodness !!!
Very sorry because I need to retract what I said about her ” Live her alone and everybody has to make a living”
She is completely mad.
Was she badly affected by the incident ( Miss Singapore ) ?
The government is responsible for her mental problem probably because she was not given the “Second Chance “.
I seriously pity her and hope she recovered gradually.
Gosh – can’t believe this girl is so freaking brainless!
This is the 1st time that I have taken a look at her pics and I was made to understand that she was a Beauty Queen.
Pardon my ignorance but was she a Beauty Queen in an Auntie and Ah Soh pagent or is this the BESt that Sinkapore has to offer?
Going by her standard, one can easilly grab ANY FEMALE off any street in China and the grabbed would beat Sinkapore’s so-called Beauty Queen without needing to wear a laced bra but instead wrapped in ShittyTimes.
I say, this gal is an unpolished diamond; she is a complete natural without any put-on ideas about her. Slowly as she gets more refined and more accomplished, i think she will be an asset to us ‘original’ Singaporeans. So dont put her down please.
Hello,
Wear your “promise rings” show your pledges for chastity
We are a conservative community, opt for virgiinity pledges
Sex education never work (Liberals)
Abstinence education work wonders (Republican)
Remember abstinence from sex, works better than sex education
Go for group dating, join religious activities, take up courses
Avoid night life, listen to right type of music
Why is she insulting the banana ? Now I have phobia eating banana …
I doubt she has experience handling a real banana before because the way she handle will turn any banana man into eunuch.
I think the company employing her will have better future selling insurance for broken dick than on selling banana condom. I thought that the video is excellent for selling insurance for broken dick.
definitely a WRONG demo….Miss Low
“Gosh – can’t believe this girl is so freaking brainless!”
Brainless ? She earning millions in no time just like William Huang. Those brainless one are the one laughing and ridicule her because it only generates publicity and awareness and that is the point of condom advertisement. It means that I am brainless too
I recommend that this clip be made available to those who are depressed. I hope to see more of her light hearted moments. But seriously, i am also worried for those 1st timer who watched this video.
I almost fell off my chair!!!
She should be caned by her dad for accepting such a disgraceful trick on her by mischievous people.
@popcorn on Wed, 17th Feb 2010 2:37 pm
She is out to break a record , which at that time she did. What has Low did… breaking banana.
Why won’t everyone lighten up? She is picked to do this precisely because of her pronunciation and tendency for cock-ups (pardon my pun). It’s all intended for a good laugh.
This isn’t helping our birthrates you know.
Actually today is the first day that i have seen a video of Miss Ris. Frankly i dont understand why people want to bring down this magnificient specimen of a Singaporean Chinese beauty.
We Singaporeans must nurture our own people. We will be the laughing stock of the world if we cant even do something so basic as this.
Lets cut out the jealousies, hatreds and racisms that we always observe when one of our own is coming up OK.
Well done Ris.
From the way you put on the doms, i suspect you have been a good gal.
Kudos.
SG’s lindsay lohan.
@internet star
oh she just doesn’t use it much. Dives right into the meatstick.
She is really a comedian. She should go on with cucumber too.
Well…at least she is trying to make a honest living…
Unlike others who ONLY know how to make us pay and pay our hard earn money so to get their welfare and living expenses on the cheap instead of doing real hard work!
I thought she’s an expert on safe sex….she didn’t finish the demo. After struggling to put the condom on the banana, she forgot to shove it between her legs!!! I think she need more practice in the toilet.
Actually, she may not be that inexperienced. Remember, she picked the biggest banana before ending with the smallest one? She certainly has a big appetite.