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Uniquely Singapore

By Dingle Ting

“Uniquely Singapore” is the catch phrase often used to describe Singapore. It holds true in many ways.
 
Here are some “uniquely Singapore” moments.
 
Singaporean children go to school and recite the national pledge daily. They place their fists over their hearts and resolve to “build a democratic society” every single day.
 
Yet for the past 40 years where Singaporean children have been solemnly declaring to “build a democratic society” their country continues as a non-functioning democracy or hybrid regime as named by the Economist. The Singapore government, despite solemnly taking the same pledge every National Day, says that functioning democracy like those in countries such as the UK, North America, Europe, Oceania is dangerous and continues to denies its citizens such democracy. Singapore’s national pledge has hardly any significance in the real world.
 
This reminds me of the many African countries, like Congo, that call themselves “Democratic Republics”. Or the North Korean state that calls itself “Democratic People’s Republic of Korea”. Despite what they openly call themselves, in reality, they are really not a democracy at all.
 
Democratic People’s Republic of Korea, what a joke. At least the Chinese are honest, they openly say they are communists and are ruled by one party.
 
In democratic countries, citizens talk openly about politics. Friends gather at cafes to talk about politics. They discuss policies made by the government. People actively canvass for support towards their causes. If they have the free time, they can stand at a street handing out flyers to promote their cause. They join political parties and express their views peacefully.
 
Political parties are a fundamental part of every democratic society. In functioning democracies, people are encouraged to explore political views, to join political parties and to speak up against injustice. For only then, will society progress. Only with such a thinking populace in place, can economic wealth, freedom and justice last through generations.
 
In Singapore, people who join political parties other than the ruling one are often stigmatized. This is rather common. You join the SDP or DAP or whatever political parties you have in Singapore and realize some of your friends no longer answer your phone calls. Some of your neighbors no longer speak to you and pretend not to know you when you say “hi”. Your parents are extremely worried about you joining a political party and ask you “Have you got nothing better to do? Why look for trouble?”
 
In the past 3 elections in Singapore, walkovers have always hovered around 50% of the total contested seats. This means that around 50% of the seats are uncontested as no one even dares or bothers to compete for them. The people in those areas do not even have to vote as the ruling party has already won these seats, even before election day. Therefore, it wouldn’t be very wrong to say that the ruling party has more or less won the election even before the election itself.
 
These would be unfathomable for someone in the UK or any democratic country. Politics is a much encouraged and righteous affair in all free countries of the world. Yet in the HDB flats of Singapore, it is quite frequently associated with “trouble”.
 
In the UK or any other free country, citizens jump at the chance to speak up. Even the youths are always involved in politics. The youths of the UK are now campaigning for the government to lower the voting age to 16. There is a “youth parliament” where youths make believe they are MPs. They form parties and debate policies. The “House of Commons” (UK parliament) has even allowed these youth to use the real parliament for their mock debates.
 
A closer look at Singapore would easily shed some light as to why quite a few Singaporeans are afraid to take part in politics.
 
In Singapore, permits are required to speak in public and have an assembly of more than 5 people. Libel laws in Singapore are also interpreted in a manner unlike those in other functioning democracies.
 
Opposition party members like Dr Chee Soon Juan and his associates who hold peaceful protests are jailed and fined. When they stand on the streets to hand out flyers to promote their cause, they are prosecuted and fined too. When they express their views verbally, they are sued for libel for a single “wrong” sentence made. They are then fined hundreds of thousands of dollars and bankrupted if they fail to pay up. As bankrupts, they cannot run for parliament or leave the country at will.
 
How are opposition parties ever going to have a meaningful campaign if they cannot even go out in public to canvass for support? How can a functioning democracy ever take place in such an environment?
 
The UN declaration of human rights states that everyone has the right to freedom of peaceful assembly and association. Obviously that is not the case in unique Singapore.
 
For all his misfortunes, you can actually say that Dr Chee is relatively lucky. Unlike past politicians such as Chia Thye Poh, Lim Hock Siew, Said Zahari, or many others, he was not jailed for over a decade, without trial. The Singapore government claims these men were communists that is why they were jailed for a decade, or in Chia’s case, two decades without trial.
 
Ironically, Singapore is now very friendly with China, the biggest communist country in the world. Singapore are one of the only three countries who receive 15 days visa free travel to China. The streets of Singapore are filled with plenty of immigrants from China, many of them, who having lived in a Communist country their whole life, have communist views too. Some of them may even be from the CCP.
 
Due to the environment they live in, many Singaporeans are afraid to take part in politics and opposition party members find it rather impossible to conduct a meaningful campaign. After all, how do you have a meaningful campaign when everyone is afraid to join your party, when you cannot gather in public to spread your views? When unusual libel laws are in place where one wrong sentence can bankrupt you?
 
Singaporean men are forced to serve two years of conscription along with 20 years of reservist duties. They are told that their sacrifice will allow them to live as free men.
 
Yet every night that they go back home, many of them live in fear. They shudder at the thought of joining a political party and expressing their political views in their own country. What irony.
 
The teenage vandal is lashed at till permanent scars are left on his buttocks and then thrown in jail for 6 months for his youthful mistake of spray painting graffiti on a wall.
 
While dictators such as “Thein Sein” who subverted the will of democracy has a flower named after him by Singapore (Dendrobium Thein Sein). He then enjoys five stars treatment courtesy of the Singapore government.
 
I guess the lesson learnt is this – You teenage chav. Instead of spray painting walls, renounce your Singapore citizenship, take up a Myanmese one, join their army, become a general, be part of a group of people who carry out torture and even murder, then come back to Singapore. They will name a flower in honor of you and you can dine in fine wine.
 
Everyday in Singapore, people who overstay their work visas by 3 months are sentenced to lashing of their buttocks where permanent scars are left behind. Drug traffickers are sentenced to hang. Cheats are sentenced to unbelievably long years behind bars. Justice, Singapore style.
 
In the UK or most other functioning democracies, the British judge and public would shake their heads at such manifestly excessive sentences. The punishments do not fit the crime at all. In Singapore, these are ruled as appropriate every single day. Just compare the punishments in Singapore against those in the US, UK or even Serbia or Poland and you will see how ridiculous they are.
 
Similarly, the Singapore gaols says they are “humane” and “rehabilitative”. Yet every day, it carries out hanging of drug mules, lashes teenage vandals and foreigners who overstay their work visas. 
 
In Britain, the prisoner places his shoes under his bed before watching TV to pass his time.
 
In Singapore, the prisoner sleeps on hard concrete so he cannot place his slippers underneath. There is also no TV for him to watch daily. Many of them just stare at the walls for the 23 hours daily till the paint peels. Quite a number of them develop mental illnesses due to the overly harsh regime.
 
Reasonably speaking, such treatments are inhumane mentally and physically.
 
But in Singapore, it is humane because they say so. It is also alright to hand out unbelievably harsh sentences, to fine and jail people for peaceful assembly, to bankrupt politicians for making one wrong sentence, because the they, the higher ups in Singapore, say so. It is also acceptable to name flowers in honor of human right abusers such as “Thein Sein”. Never mind what the international norms or standards are.
 
When you point out the fact that Singapore ranks as a “hybrid regime” in the Democracy Index, ranks 144th in the world for press freedom, ranks 43 out of 45 in the privacy index, is the country with the highest number of executions per capita, the government will come out with all kinds of excuses to pull the wool over your eyes, ranging from we are Asians to these foreigners are jealous and are out to sabotage us.
 
Think about it, why in the world would the UK or US or any other functioning democracy be jealous of Singapore? The average guy in the UK or US wouldn’t even want to live in Singapore for extended periods of time unless there are compelling reasons to do so. Singapore is merely a tiny island half a world away, it would be absurd to say Singapore is a threat to the biggest economies of the world. The UK spends millions of dollars in sending aid to Africa every year alone. These countries are merely doing their part in speaking up for democracy, human rights and justice.
 
Thank god Obama was not born a Singaporean. If so, he could have spent long periods behind bars for his youthful heavy drug use. If the amount of drugs on him was large enough, he might even be hanged for drug trafficking. The same goes for Jacqui Smith and David Cameron of the UK. They could all be ex convicts, unable to find a job, sweeping the floors of Ang Mo Kio, had they been Singaporeans.
 
Unbelievable. 
 
But hey, they don’t call it “Uniquely Singapore” for nothing, do they?
 
Ding Ting. British citizen in London.

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16 Responses to “Uniquely Singapore”

  • PeterL:

    Dear Mr. Dingle, after receiving the Dangled carrot from UK and now enjoy your proud status as UK citizen I congratulate you for your achievement.

    However, having the privilege to leave and settle in your new home but unwilling to stay to face this “UNIQUE” situation and now in the comfort of your new “FREE”"DEMOCRATIC” homeland you contribute your gallant post from afar.

    I (maybe we) thank you but I believe the true Singaporeans will rise to the occasion when the time comes and face whatever consequences that may or may not befall us without having to listen to someone who could not take the heat but now have the audacity to comment from afar as a foreigner.

    I do not expect agreement from readers but I believe as Singaporeans we do not need foreigners, resident,non resident or ex resident(Singaporean) to tell us what we do not already know.

    What more,we have to face this daily, wrecking our minds to figure how to “fix” this leaking faucet.

  • DingleNeedMoreSense:

    Wa… maybe this proves to some extends that if we ever have democracy, we should never adopt the UK’s (or most Europeans, US) way.

    Although the lack of politics freedom, but the strict laws do make sense when it comes in making Singapore one of the safest country(some says city) to live in. And no, law is NEVER about justice, but is about making the society functional. And if u indeed seek for justice, i would advise u to leave UK as there’s no justice in a country where they gather their wealth via robbing others of theirs. (btw the British called it colonize.)

  • Devoran:

    Sadly, our government has lost sight of what is being Singapore about.

    “So as to achieve Happiness, Prosperity and Progress for our nation”

    Gahment though only sees the words Prosperity and Progress, forgetting Happiness comes first. If the minister’s bonuses and performance are pegged to GDP, of course they will only look towards these goals AT WHATEVER COST! These costs are now the breaking of the social fabric that was the catalyst for Singapore’s success in the first place.

    If me, a simpleton can see this, why can’t they?

    The new age of Singaporeans have felt the prosperity, but unless we are also feeling happy from the progress of the nation (wrongly defined now as the GDP of the country), then God save us all.

  • fair and square:

    th most ‘UNIQUELY SINGAPORE’ trait i wanna to highlight is that
    this is a so-called democratic country where citizens vote leaders who are paid an UNOFFICAIL GUINESS RECORD SALARY for
    taking away scarce jobs from ctizens to give to ‘aliens’ and then “spur”ring ‘free-for-all’ lambasting of its citzen-voters!
    we are First in the world in almost everything and anything Except when it comes to CARING for the bona fide SINGA-poreans.

  • Jack Chen:

    After reading the whole passage, then I found it was written by a British national. It’s totally different being outside looking in, rather than being inside looking out. Even if it was a former Singaporean.

    Hmmm, to describe it, will be like asking a Jew what their thoughts were and what were they occupied with when they are in Auschwitz. They think about the work assigned, who is doing what, etc. Being inside the camp and reflecting upon it after release is different.

    On the other hand, this is a very smart government, they know how to let people vent when required then seal it back in. Like China who is patiently studying how other regimes, communist or otherwise falls, is learning to avoid being replaced, themselves. They can turn 180 degrees when required, cry a tear when needed, be humble when the time allows.

  • HAHA. WHAT IS WRONG WITH A FOREIGNER WHO HAS LIVED IN SINGAPORE LIKE DINGLE, COMMENTING ON SINGAPORE?

    NON-SINGAPOREANS CANNOT COMMENT ON SINGAPORE? WHAT KIND OF JUVENILE RETARDED LOGIC IS THAT HAAHHA. -ANOTHER UNIQUELY SINGAPORE LOGIC IS IT..LIKE WHAT THE POSTS SAYS..HAHA

    FOR ALL YOU KNOW, HE MAY STILL HAVE HIS SINGAPORE CITIZENSHIP ALSO, MANY OF MY FRIENDS MIGRATED TO AUSTRALIA, TOOK UP CITIZENSHIP THERE BUT STILL RETAIN SINGAPORE CITIZEN. THE SG GOVT DONT REALLY FORCE THEM TO RENOUNCE, OR SO THEY TOLD ME.

  • Ah yes, slavery in defense of freedom! Are not all conscripts every where told this?

    Please visit http://www.draftresistance.org for more info on conscription.

  • ID:

    How about compiling a list of Uniquely Singapore phases such as

    1. Its an honest mistake – to describe anything that MIW screwed up on.
    2. Let’s move on – MIW’s way to respond to anything that the MIW find difficult to answer
    3. No regrets – MIW’s way to respond when you lose Billions of dollars
    4. Peanuts – MIW’s way to describe a lot of money (above S$600k)
    5. freak accident – MIW’s way to explain something bad that has happened – alternative is to say it only happens once every 50 years – even though it just happened 5 years ago does not matter.

    Please feel free to add…

  • Darth Vader:

    Why are schoolchildren required to recite the pledge every morning when the old man himself denounces it as just a bunch of highfalutin ideals that do not reflect reality?

  • HAHA FOREIGNERS HAVE NO RIGHT TO TALK ABOUT SINGAPORE BECAUSE THE SINGAPORE GOVT SAYS SO, DONT ASK WHY!

    SINGAPOREANS CANNOT TALK ABOUT SINGAPORE TOO, ASSEMBLY OF MORE THAN 5 PERSON NEED POLICE PERMIT. PUBLIC SPEECHES NEED POLICE PERMIT. ONLY SPEAKERS CORNER CAN TALK ABOUT SINGAPORE. ALSO NEED REGISTER WITH IC HAHAHAHAA

    OPPOSITION POLITICIANS TRY TO TALK ABOUT SINGAPORE, SAY ONE WRONG WORD BANKRUPTED THROUGH DEFAMATION, SELL HOUSE, SELL BACKSIDE. GATHER TO GIVE FLYERS, HAULED TO COURT.

    ELECTION TIME,MY WARD WALKOVER ALL THE TIME, HAVEN’T VOTED BEFORE!

    SINGAPOREANS ARE THE MOST DISGUSTING PATHETIC ARROGANT HUMAN BEINGS HAHA. ASK THEM TO JOIN OPPOSITION PARTY PUT THEIR FACE ON THE PARTY’S WEBSITE, NO ONE DARES!

    SO WHO CAN TALK ABOUT SINGAPORE EXCEPT THE GOVERNMENT HAHA

    GO PHILLIPINES OR INDONESIA LIVE BETTER! DON’T WANT PAY CPF!!!

  • Baba Bala:

    What is most unique is that the mandatory retirement age is 62 for the majority but there still are a few 80 something old decrepit old farts earning $3m plus per year. Not to mention others in their lates 60s and 70s sitting on boards earning big bucks and essentially contributing zilch.

  • Xiao Mei:

    Looks like the writer wants to become a british citizen simply because he can go round breaking laws and yet get away with minimal punishment!

    Good luck to UK! Good riddance for Singapore!

  • XIAOMEI, WHAT IS THE LAW? THE LAW IS JUST SOMETHING PASSED BY THE RULING PARTY IN PARLIAMENT SINCE THEY HAVE ALMOST ALL THE SEATS IN PARLIAMENT.

    THEY LIKE IT , IT BECOMES THE LAW. ALL MPS IN THE RULING PARTY WILL AND MUST VOTE WITH THE PARTY OR ELSE THEY WILL FACE DISCIPLINARY ACTION OR EVEN BE EXPELLED, THAT IS WHAT THE PARTY WHIP IS FOR. IF THE RULING PARTY DECIDE TO HANG YOU FOR CERTAIN CRIMES, THEY PASS A BILL AND THAT IS THE LAW OF SINGAPORE. WHATEVER THE RULING PARTY DECIDES ON IS THE LAW. THEY DECIDE TO RAISE THEIR OWN SALARIES, THEY PASS A BILL, IT IS THE LAW OF SINGAPORE. THEY WANT LKY TO BECOME MINISTER MENTOR, EVEN THOUGH THE POST DIDN’T EXIST BEFOREHAND, THEY PASS A BILL, IT BECOMES THE LAW.

    THE HEAD OF THE RULING PARTY WANTS TO BAN CHEWING GUM, HIS PARTY MEMBERS MUST VOTE WITH HIM AND THEY PASS A BILL, IT BECOMES A LAW OF SINGAPORE.

    ASSEMBLY OF MORE THAN 5 PERSON IS ILLEGAL. SPEAKING IN PUBLIC IS ALSO ILLEGAL. HOMOSEXUALITY IS ALSO ILLEGAL. MAYBE THE WRITER JUST WANTS TO LIVE FREE OF SUCH AN OPPRESSIVE , HARSH SOCIETY.

    FOOLS LIKE XIAOMEI DOESN’T SEE IT. BRAINWASHED FOOLS. I DOUBT SHE EVEN KNOWS HOW PARLIAMENT WORKS

  • Clement Tan:

    Mr Ting, DAP is a MALAYSIAN opposition party and the Malaysian socialist splinter of the SINGAPOREAN GOVERNMENT after separation who openly admires the oppression of the Singaporean government.

    Please do not be confused.

  • Clement Tan:

    “On the other hand, this is a very smart government, they know how to let people vent when required then seal it back in”

    You think so? Dont be too sure. No one is infallible, much less an incompetent government.

  • wui:

    Funny, someone told me that “Uniquely Singapore” sounds like ” You need Lee, Singapore”…

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